Issue 8

Humour

A compendium of excruciatingly bad pitches.

Music

A brief search for the great artworks that were never made.

Fiction

A short story about a gay bull.

Humour

Picking up flowers and life hacks among the bones of the dead.

Fashion

You've been subpoena’d by Anna Wintour! An inside look at London Fashion Week.

Humour

We asked a host of eminent minds a series of inane questions.

Long Read

Did they tell jokes two thousand years ago? And were they any good?

Food

Looking for traces of a restaurant that no longer exists.

Listicles

How come the Conservative Party maintains power? Because these people keep voting for them.

Etc.

The Terminator is an actor, columnist and comedian

Spotlight

‘Haha’ is a cover all, a verbal disguise, it’s probably the most common fig leaf since the Church took against marble penises in the 16th century.

Culture

Marco Watt remembers the heady pomp of London’s clubbing scene.