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No More Worlds to Conquer

Dropping in on Robin Lane Fox, Britain's most quixotic newspaper columnist.

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Joe Bishop bothers the cobbles of Manchester’s Northern Quarter.
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The Albion Rooms

What it’s like to fall in love with Pete Doherty.

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Father of Life, Mystery of Mystery, His Name Chaos

The cosmic wandering of Michael Vaughan Magee, as relayed by his son.
Ella Benson Easton

No More Worlds to Conquer

Dropping in on Robin Lane Fox, Britain's most quixotic newspaper columnist.
Gary Grimes

Summa Cum Laude

Paying a visit to the country’s premier gay for pay university, run by Andy Lee, a straight-talking Dubliner.
Jimmy McIntosh

The Grogfather

Saluting Nofio Pecoraro Junior, the Italian-American fugitive who became the landlord of a pub in south London.

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Rory MacNeish

Sent to Coventry

Decca Mitford’s son, Ben Treuhaft, is a piano tuner with a purple-dyed goatee, living between Edinburgh and the West Midlands. But does he share his mother’s politics?
Nicole Fan

Visa-Vis

For Nicole Fan, a graduate visa held out the promise of an exciting future.
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The Miracle of Childbirth

Yoel Noorali has a date with a room.
Katie Lewis

The Albion Rooms

What it’s like to fall in love with Pete Doherty.

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The Grogfather by Jimmy McIntosh
Et ITV2, Brute? by Snake Denton
The Albion Rooms by Katie Lewis
The Miracle of Childbirth by Yoel Noorali
Summa Cum Laude by Gary Grimes
Look What You Made Me Queue by Emma Magnus
The SEND School by Jack Beaumont
Love in a Hostile Environment by Clare Considine
Sugar Mummy by Eva Wiseman
The Man Who Invented Shoreditch by Will Buckley
The Tina Triangle by Bron Maher
Hotel Britannica by Anonymous
A Bit of Liquor Sauce by Jimmy McIntosh
Requiem for a Scene by Katie Lewis
The Boys by Leo Robson
Ersatz G.B. by Louis Staples
Hold the Phone by David Whitehouse
No Scrubs by William Rayfet Hunter
On Minge Lane by Emma Magnus
Borstal Boys by Georgia Brown
Roots Manoeuvres by Ciaran Thapar
Last Days of Soho by Francisco Garcia
Loving the Nineties by Miranda Sawyer
An Ugly Business by Olympia Campbell
Down at Daymer Bay by Clive Martin
The Kids Are Coming up from Behind by Drew Lustman
The Grantham Anthem by The Fence
In the Shadow of the Mountain by Natalie Berry
Day 1,509 in the Big Brother House by Gary Grimes
Off the Box by Stephen Smith
Splendide Mendax by Ralf Webb
The More They Feel, the More They Buy by Clive Martin
Over the Hill and Far Away by Lauren Bensted
A Load of Bollocks by Bron Maher
Down on the Farm by Claudia Cockerell
Icarus Also Flew by Ella Fox-Martens
The Buddha of Siberia by Miles Ellingham & Cormac Kehoe
A Memorable Meal by John Banville
A Hackney Story by Max Daly
War Games by Jake Warren
A Long Stretch by Anonymous
Something in the Water by Fiona Mozley
If You Can’t Beauchamp, Join Them by Margaret Mitchell
A Pint of Plane by Jimmy McIntosh
A Haunting in Shoreditch by Jordan Michelman
Bib Brother by Joe Bishop
End of a Sentence by Anonymous
The Princess and the Pitta by Róisín Lanigan
The White Whale by Orlando Whitfield
West End Confidential by Clive Martin
Among the Russians by Camilla Bell-Davies
Sling Voters by Bron Maher
Two Eds are Better than One by Ed Cumming
Bread and Circuses by The Fence
Something to Tell You by Sachin Kureishi
The Drugs Don’t Work by Margaret McCartney
A Cozzer Snout by Francisco Garcia
Absolutely Buzzing by Thomas Gorton
The Kid Stays out of the Picture by Anonymous
Burning with Pleasure by Sophie Elmhirst
Giving it the Big One by Clive Martin
Failure to Turn by Geoff Dyer
Kaiser Wilhelm’s Folly by Eve Webster
When One Grows Tired of Cyberdog by Clive Martin
Lunch for The Fence by Ed Cumming
You’re the One, Ellie Roebuck by Rosie Hewitson
Ghost ‘n’ the Machine by Fiona Mozley
Catman Scoop by Robbie Armstrong
Dog Day Afternoon by Hussein Kesvani
Looking for Bagley’s by Jimmy McIntosh
The WeHo Siege by Harvey James
The Show Must Go On by Isobel Thompson
Twenty out of Twenty by Joe Bishop
The Fuck Tree by Bron Maher
Against Nature by Joe Zadeh
Twenty out of Twenty by Joe Bishop
Bruce & Jeffrey by Jane Rankin-Reid
Oliver Reed’s Big Night Out by Jimmy McIntosh
At Auntie’s Knee by Emma Magnus
Salt Over Your Shoulder by Sarah Haque
The Enfield Blazers by Jade Angeles Fitton
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Eva Wiseman

Sugar Mummy

A short story about Annie, who’s taken on a different type of client.
Leo Robson

The Boys

An extract from Leo Robson’s forthcoming novel.
Ralf Webb

Splendide Mendax

A short story concerning Fed, born Frederick, a young man who considers Julian Assange to be the messiah.
Lucas Oakeley

Empty Orchestra

A short story in a pub.
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Geoff Dyer

Failure to Turn

The majordomo of literary non-fiction meditates upon his mortality, his ear hair, and his complicated feelings toward the oeuvre of Luca Guadagnino.
Nesrine Malik

Elder States, Man

To spend your life online is to live at one remove from reality – stand back too far, and you might find the years speeding by before your eyes.
Róisín Lanigan

The Chic Young Divorcée

Making a swift 180 down the aisle.
Harriet Rix

Lost in the Woods

Guy Shrubsole’s schemes have the potential to unleash havoc in the British countryside.
Richard Woodall

The View from Mount Olympus

2012’s Summer Olympics were a harbinger of the dreadful decade to come.
Fergus Butler-Gallie

At the Altar of Capital

How the Conservative Party lost their religion to the pull of the market.
Richard Smyth

The State of Nature

A classic treatise against men writing about the natural world.
Séamas O’Reilly

FBPE Fantasia

Unpicking the last four years of Remaniac delusions.
Joe Kennedy

Herdmindedness

Do good novelists have to write good novels?
Joe Bishop

You’re My Won-der-craaaaaawl

Joe Bishop bothers the cobbles of Manchester’s Northern Quarter.
Louis Staples

Ersatz G.B.

How do Lidl and Aldi get away with their imitation brands? We unpick the Cuthbert & Colin caterpillar wars.
James Ramsden

Getting the Band Back Together

In my fortieth year I was going to be in a band. And I was going to be unfuckable.
John Banville

A Memorable Meal

Novelist John Banville once went for lunch in an Umbrian tavern. He's remembered it for the past fifty years. He recounts it for us now.
Joe Bishop

Bib Brother

The Michelin Guide is arcane, self-serious and totally nonsensical. Even the chefs themselves can't workout the star system. And yet, we can't bear to break away from it.
Róisín Lanigan

The Princess and the Pitta

Truly the people’s café.
Margaret Mitchell

If You Can’t Beauchamp, Join Them

Learning the secret of eternal life from a Kensington pizzeria owner, Ciro Orsini, who at the age of 75, still dresses like a biker – and who still has an eye for the ladies.
Ian Trueger

The Feast of Saint John

A particular central London restaurant has enjoyed an offally good time over the past few years, wouldn't you agree?
Charlotte Ivers

Baker’s Dozen

Tom Baker was a hard-drinking, fine-dining legend whose Soho sprees were captured in an infamous 1978 newspaper profile. 45 years later, a younger writer retraces his steps in a new, more sanitised era.
Gary Grimes

Summa Cum Laude

Paying a visit to the country’s premier gay for pay university, run by Andy Lee, a straight-talking Dubliner.
John Phipps

Moscow-on-the-Heath

Since the end of World War Two, the Russian Trade Delegation in Highgate has befuddled locals and enraged successive British governments. What’s really going on inside the compound’s walls?
Clare Considine

Love in a Hostile Environment

All throughout the country, there are asylum seekers looking for connection, searching for something pure.
Miles Ellingham & Cormac Kehoe

Speaking in Small Tongues

An oil trader and an Old Etonian with a genius for PR, was Justin Welby the worst Archbishop of Canterbury since Thomas Arundel?
Max Daly

A Hackney Story

In the early 2000s, Clapton was the scene of a spate of public shootings, often conducted in broad daylight. The area earned the tabloid sobriquet ‘Murder Mile’. But who was behind the violence?
Emma Magnus

At Auntie’s Knee

Do you pay your TV license? Course you don't. Nobody does. Particularly not the license pay vigilantes fighting the good cause - we meet them.
Camilla Bell-Davies

Among the Russians

Around 30,0000 Russians fled to Serbia at the beginning of the Ukraine war. At a foggy banya in the middle of Belgrade, some of them tell us why.
Jordan Michelman

A Haunting in Shoreditch

The Ace of shades.
Clive Martin

West End Confidential

A tour of the filthy and glamorous capital.
Rory MacNeish

Sent to Coventry

Decca Mitford’s son, Ben Treuhaft, is a piano tuner with a purple-dyed goatee, living between Edinburgh and the West Midlands. But does he share his mother’s politics?
Katie Lewis

The Albion Rooms

What it’s like to fall in love with Pete Doherty.
Snake Denton

Et ITV2, Brute?

Looking for love in all the wrong islands.
Zara Meerza

I Want to Say Something

Zara Meerza digs into a grim obsession.
Joe Bishop

You’re My Won-der-craaaaaawl

Joe Bishop bothers the cobbles of Manchester’s Northern Quarter.
Patrick Galbraith

Another Rave Review

The illegal free party scene has come back: the green fields of the West Country and Wales rock to the sound of a repetitive beat for days on end.
Sophie Wilkinson

On the Catwalk

Teenage kicks: breaking into Reading Festival, smoking spliffs and being defrauded by rogue modelling agencies.
Emma Magnus

Look What You Made Me Queue

For the younger generation of music fans, waiting in line is the place to be.
Thomas Peermohamed Lambert

Mind Invaders

Kidnapping. Boxing. Three-sided football. The art terrorists attack! A thoughtful dérive around the skewed contours of the London Psychogeographical Association.
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Antonia Bentel

Lust Orders

Desire has left the apps and gone to the boozer. A dispatch on how London's pubs have become the city's theatres of desire.
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Big in Japan

You wouldn’t have met their fans, they go to a different school. In Canada.
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Nobel Endeavours II

We return to ask some stupid questions of the smartest people on Earth and, once more, our Nobelists oblige.
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Beach Bums

In France? Sure. In Italy? Why not. But in chilly Blighty? Surely nobody could stand it. Some can. We uncover the naked truth behind Britain’s nudist beaches and their stern, shrivelled patrons.

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