Weeaboo Wonderland

A trip to a maid café in Bloomsbury.

Bunker Mentality

A trip with an unexpected detour.

Salt Over Your Shoulder

Holding a broken mirror up to superstition.

The Enfield Blazers

Some normal men and some fancy pigeons.

Unzipping the Somerset Gimp

Searching for the leatherbound man who terrorised a Somerset village for years.

Wood for the Trees

A quest for the horniest trees in Britain.

Bruce & Jeffrey

A recollection of a memorable fraternal encounter.

Welcome to the Dog Pound

Is it ever going to be possible to ban the XL Bully?

Praxis Makes Perfect

A new city in Europe is being dreamt up in the scuzzy bars of lower Manhattan.

Aisle B, Back

A dispatch from the security services.