Culture

All Possible Plots II

Here’s an updated version, with twenty new authors, in honour of our fifth birthday.

The White Whale

The memoirs of a bad dealer.

Bib Brother

In the gutter, looking up at the stars.

A Pint of Plane

Following a famous footballers’ binge.

Houellebecq Honeypot

Meeting a Dutch sexual terrorist.

Bread and Circuses

The Fence toes the party line.

The Kid Stays out of the Picture

Everyone would like to be a film producer. Our insider reckons you should think twice.

A Scouser Abroad

I’ve begun answering to the name Mo Salah. Which is surprising, given that I look nothing like the man (a pity) and wouldn’t last two minutes in the Premier League (an even greater pity).