Culture

A Pint of Plane

Following a famous footballers’ binge.

Houellebecq Honeypot

Meeting a Dutch sexual terrorist.

Bread and Circuses

The Fence toes the party line.

The Kid Stays out of the Picture

Everyone would like to be a film producer. Our insider reckons you should think twice.

A Scouser Abroad

I’ve begun answering to the name Mo Salah. Which is surprising, given that I look nothing like the man (a pity) and wouldn’t last two minutes in the Premier League (an even greater pity).

Something to Tell You

A writer has been looking after his father.

Baker’s Dozen

Retracing the Fourth Doctor’s legendary Soho spree.