Features

Lost in the Woods

Guy Shrubsole’s schemes have the potential to unleash havoc in the British countryside.

In Defence of Mean Girls

Hell hath no horror like the bathroom of a girls’ school.

Mr Blobby Has a Cold

There are two men inside the monster, and one is desperate to get out.

From Rushdie with Love

A guide to making millions from your postcolonial trauma.

Comfort in Solitude

A sheath of curios from the country's favourite radio programme, Desert Island Discs.

Just the Tonic

Let's celebrate 2,000 years of drinking to feel better.

Final Acts

Here’s a lesser-spotted history of grand farewells from people who died doing what they loved: saying and/or doing strange things.

A Freak Is a Long Time in Politics

Here’s the strongest squad of freaks ever assembled, who could take on any opposition: past or present, at home or abroad.

146 Questions with Adebayo Akinfenwa

In which we debut a new profile series set to take the magazine industry by storm. 

The Drinks Are on the House

Lap dances don't come for free in Old Soho.