Lost in the Woods

Guy Shrubsole’s schemes have the potential to unleash havoc in the British countryside.

In Defence of Mean Girls

Hell hath no horror like the bathroom of a girls’ school.

Mr Blobby Has a Cold

There are two men inside the monster, and one is desperate to get out.

From Rushdie with Love

A guide to making millions from your postcolonial trauma.

Comfort in Solitude

A sheath of curios from the country's favourite radio programme, Desert Island Discs.

Just the Tonic

Let's celebrate 2,000 years of drinking to feel better.

Final Acts

Here’s a lesser-spotted history of grand farewells from people who died doing what they loved: saying and/or doing strange things.

A Freak Is a Long Time in Politics

Here’s the strongest squad of freaks ever assembled, who could take on any opposition: past or present, at home or abroad.

146 Questions with Adebayo Akinfenwa

In which we debut a new profile series set to take the magazine industry by storm. 

The Drinks Are on the House

Lap dances don't come for free in Old Soho.