Olly Haynes

Houellebecq Honeypot

Jini van Rooijen is an OnlyFans model and a member of the experimental Dutch art collective KIRAC. She also honeypotted Michel Houellebecq, the world's horniest author.
Anonymous

The Kid Stays out of the Picture

Everyone would like to be a film producer. But it's not all glamour and cash, it's egos and overdrafts. Our anonymous insider reckons you should think twice.
Lotte Brundle

I Want to Live Like Normal People

If you go down to the pub tonight, be sure of a big surprise: Hollywood's hottest new leading man is waiting by the bar – or sprinting over the Heath.
Geoff Dyer

Failure to Turn

The majordomo of literary non-fiction meditates upon his mortality, his ear hair, and his complicated feelings toward the oeuvre of Luca Guadagnino.
Clive Martin

Treading the Boards

Why are actors so weird?
Madeline Grant

You’re Tearing Me Apart, Lisa

What do you do when Tommy Wiseau turns up outside your dorm room?
Fiona Mozley

The Female Gays

The puking, leaking, egg-wielding glories of Sapphic cinema.
Róisín Lanigan

Las Babas del Diablo

Tracking down the young actor plastering his face all over Soho.
Caspar Salmon

The Julian Fellowes Benevolent Fund

Caspar Salmon examines the decline and fall of the UK film industry. (Sorry about all the italics.)
The Fence

Less than Hero

As Marvel and DC mine ever deeper pockets of their canon, we shine a light on some of the lesser-spotted comic book characters they might eventually get round to featuring.